bride story 1

yesterday was a bridal boutique hunting day.....we (parents, my youngest sister and me) went boutiques by boutiques but nothing definite was found yet....there were a few with nice clothes and nice dais, but the package was just plain crazy...i mean, pricey. one offerred almost RM1500 for 2 sets of clothes with accessories, 1 make up, 1 dais and that's it.....another one offerred the same for RM1200.....both cant be offerred without the make-ups or replace the make-ups with something else.....the price will still be the same, with or without the make-ups.....i mean, there should be flexible package whereby customers can choose what's in and what's not in the package, coz surely there'll be people who got a make-up artist in the family so no need to find a nother one...or a photographer already willing to charge nothing for they are best friends etc......cheish~

clothes --> they're just too common. the few that caught my eye, wasn't those of gold or apple green (my theme colour), but either a white with gold beads, a darker green, or a totally different colour.....dilemma summore~ maybe i am hoping or something worth a princess but are not willing to pay extra? hahahaha~ cheapskate!

we'd continue this hunting some other day....hope that i'll get one definite choice by then.....[susah jadi orang cerewet nih, tp ape salahnye kan...that's for a one-in-a-lifetime event pun, not wrong for me to be picky)

*sighH*

Dont judge a woman by her dark skin

On the last 20th October, 2009....

'Wan Akmal!' buat kesekian kalinya nama aku suke ati depa je sebut.....aku bingkas bangun, waved my hand to amru, got a goodluck wish from him and then walked out.....

"patient awak name Nur Farisha.'....ok.....i asked help from the nursing bay to point me which one was the patient....but she refused to be interviewed upon several attempts of asking her permission....whatmore kalu aku tanye tuh die tengah syok makan pagi *sighH*

'The patient refused to be interviewed, even if i asked her to do the interview after mealtime...'

I was assigned to another patient. 'Patient awak name kalsom bee...'

'okeh!' when she was called upon, a middle-aged Indian woman approached me.....
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Long story short, i asked her name again, to clarify.

Aku: Aunty, Aunty name sape?
Aunty: Kalsom
Aku: Kalsom Bee ye?
Aunty: Ye...
Aku: Boleh eja ka aunty?
Aunty: K...a....l.....
Aku: ...s...o...m...?
Aunty: ye...ye....
Aku: Lagi? Name penuh aunty...?
Aunty: B....*isk* [pandang muke aku]
Aku: B....e....e yeh?
Aunty: ya..yaa......
Aku: Lagi?
Aunty: ..uhhH....T....
Aku: [lamenye aunty nih eja name die aje, i got impatient] Aunty, ini saye tules, ada betul ka?

T.H.I.K.A.D.E.Y

Aunty: [ngan mulut penuh sambil becakap nasiknye tsembur2] ...err....ya..yaa...butul2~
Aku: Ok, Kalsom Bee Thikadey

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Also, i gotta do the interview with her mouth full of nasik. There were pauses...long ones. And one too many repetitions of similar questions for clarification purposes. At times, she just shut me down, detached from reality, and suddenly turned to me......'hah, ape die??'

(!@&^&^!*@&^$&#^^*!&@ makcik!!! hati aku meraung)

Nak dapatkan history die dah kawen ke belum pon, aku ade masalah...mls aku nak cite kat cni, berbelit!

anyway, after examination i told the story to tikah, which happened to have had a conversation and read her files before the exam.....

what makes my stomach [and other friends stomachs' too] wanna blow out of one helluva laugh until today was.....

that her name was KALSOM BINTI KADIR

*period*

Our late Bibik Kiah

During the past raya holidays, my maid asked me if her nocturia was any alarming symptoms of any disease, I asked her back, how bad was it? She claimed that from once a night, it became two. I probed for more diabetic symptoms, she denied them all. In fact, she's been on 'strict diet' (or so she claimed) since she's afraid of having the DM like her other family members. I also asked for her last sugar level reading, it was during the medical check up somewhere in April or May, doctor told her everything's ok.


I said, then, no worries lah.

Probably it's nothing.


She started having quite severe fever for several days, my ummi took her to GP twice, but nothing on DM. She didn't resolve....


Today (14th october, 2009), my ummi asked her again about her fever, she said it's getting better. At about 11 am, my brother noticed her to be lying down on her bed, eyes closed. 'Maybe she's asleep out of tiredness,' he thought. But then, her breathing was not like usual. 'Probably nothing....' but he called up my mother and told everything, but since she can only come back home at 230 pm and probably she is sleeping...nothing alarming, we thought.


Ummi came home 3 hours later only to find out that she's already unconscious. She was rushed to HUSM (5-minute drive)...Sugar level was 28.6 mmol/L (DAMN HIGH!!!) ....induced some more coma for her to have enough rest, put under artificial ventilator, continuous vitals monitoring, RT tube n all the gadgets....and admitted to usual ward.

But she survived only until 11 pm just now.......


A known case of DM for few years, with strong family history of DM as well. She's not on any medications, and what makes us even sadder, she hid the illness until the day she die......

somehow I blame myself.....for not being a lil bit more 'aggressive and overly sensitive'......

Alfatihah buat Bibik Kiah, the most wonderful maid we've ever had.........

another just-a-crap from me

Mulut-mulut yang berbau hamis dengan kata-kata ikhlas konon dari hati yang suci ingin menjadi khalifah, terus-terusan perasan akan berbau kasturi-lah ia di masa kelak.


Hati-hati bertompok hitam berkudis hijau, rakus meratah yang lain demi kepentingan sendiri...apakah ia tidak lagi bak kain putih? oh, itu sesaat cuma.


Tangan-tangan yang diuli molek untuk menggenggam sang cilik, giat polusi safinya kaum satu lagi dengan si tanduk membisik goda.


Akhirat kian menjelang tiba. semakin dekat menghampiri. Malanglah engkau jika masih terkulat-kulat jahil akan penghabisan yang hakiki, meninggal jauh yang fana kebelakang tanpa mampu digapai kembali




[ya, aku tengah separa mengarut lantaran mengantuk + letih + exam-mode depression]

BaLLs, everyone?

Disclaimer :This post is strictly for commercial purposes only. It's not a dirty post.


WE ARE NOT SELLING 'BLUE' BALLS HERE, GENTLEMEN.

[kene letak disclaimer awal2 atas sebab-sebab kesopanan dan kesusilaan]

for illustration purpose only....these aren't the balls we're selling

This Saturday [tomorrow, 3rd October, 2009] is our entrepreneurship day. It's a day students are forced to set up a business....sell something or u'll fail the subject [kejam]

What we have in mind is rarely found in KL.........FOODS lah, of course.

BEBOLA BAKAR

suma edible bola-bola ada [ ok2, not all lah....]......ikan, ayam, udang, sotong......

we want to empower our customers by letting them have freedom of choices = blh pilih nak yang mane, bape banyak....x pakai 1 lidi cucuk 3 bijik bola ayam yang same dah~

dahlaa bakar segar2, murah je, limited edition neh, sehari tu je kitorang jual......mehlaa.....

kat tingkat 10, fakulti perubatan dan sains kesihatan USIM



help us not to fail the subject AND lose our money on this....please!


[dari orang yang kene suruh buat promosi oleh ketua group]

bilamana.....

Bilamana the star of the day terpaksa control cun, control ayu habis-habisan.....




Ahli rombongan perempuan yang terlibat:mek, tokwea, tokma, makcik,ummi.....n Tun.



bilamana pahar2 sume dah tersusun untuk kenang2an......






bilamana cincin disarungkan tokma.......*dup*dap*....adehH~ x larat dah nak gabra....




bilamana si pemakai bergaya ngan cincin baru.....cantik sangat~


bilamana perut sume dah berkeroncong, perlu diisi secepat mungkin.....




26 SEPTEMBER 2009 DALAM KENANGAN

disarangi semut

Tun : Kema, yang sekuk cak-ke-lak tu nok wi ko sapo?
Kema : Untuk make lah, oghe make, kito make, maso ghayo....
Tun : Hok warno...uuhh....warno sangat - sangat tuh?
Kema : Warno sangat-sangat?
Tun : Tuh (pointing towards biskut sarang semut with colourful chips on it)

waahakahakhakahakahkakakakaka~

5 and a half girls boycotting Israel.....

Last-last-last Saturday, there's a programme organized by COMPLETE Malaysia as part of our continuous support for fellow Palestinians who have been suppressed by damn Israelis proclaiming that those Palestinian lands are theirs in the first place, giving them 'right' to just take over and dump everybody else out. Out where? Anywhere but 'their homeland'........it sucks real bad, man. Indescribably.

What can I do?
Provide them houses?
Build them one?
Kissing politician's smelly asses to donate some money and let them get cheap publicity out of it?
Big talks and no actions?


Boycott~~!!


And of course, try to remind the public to join us as well.
Though not all of us (inclusive of me as well) are able to do total boycott (Iraelis' products a total no-no), these minor efforts are to be credited upon and well, it's better than nothing.


Such programme was a chance to fish for alpha ma....uhhH, i mean......photos...and ideas for blog posts, too.

ramai dah marah aku sebab post mende neh lewat......buat ah blog snirik~ hehe



ye ye...hamek ko gambor2 neh.

aku tade kekasih besar2.....yang kiut dan comel je kriteria kekasih idaman aku~
owh, ya~! aku tgh cakap psl kamera.....besar = dslr, kiut dan comel = my ixus dearie

P/S: these pics are not in chronological order, malas nak susun sume..... :D

The crowd....half of it.

Ready to walk-about the shirts everybody had on

sume attentive...aku tgh men2 kamera

ade plak yang suke nyebuk senget2kan badan

hohoho! sengaja gelapkan background.....kasik aku shiny lebey skek~

buhsan tahap cipan, lapar cam badak ayor....sementara tgh tunggu majlis stat

Free short-sleeved shirts for participants....kalu long sleeves kene byr RM10.....kemut~

Dr. Kamarul was talking about the targeted companies: Nestle, McD, L'Oreal, Coke

Mohammed, the honourable guest invited. He lost his limbs 'thanx' to bombs from the Israelis....on his way to his farm on a bike with his father.

The 5 girls I mentioned earlier.


This is the half girl showing off

Me behind the camera....(xmo komen psl yg dlm gambar)

poster-signing activity


Apos tules mende neh~ which apparently they're not 'busuk' at all....bau mereka suatu cobaan perut yang sungguh hebat...mampu mengkeroncongkan perut mereka dan kaum2 mereka

the other 3 are dental students, one of em is Aisyah, adek rie.....others, apology from me. i'm bad in remembering names.....eheh~

The walk-about started...

cheerful convoy

....still cheerful....

...yes, still are.....

aku n saarah wat keje x berpekdah kat ad boards @ putra lrt masjid jamek

first stop: McD Ampang park

Inside the McD...pastuh kene halau care baik oleh staff n jelingan maut oleh customers...


pastuh kumpul kat luar plak.....eheheh~


Saarah posing ala model...uhh....model perang kaa?

inside the putra lrt....

@ KLCC....sume yg tgh makan pandang....eheh~

saje je menggedik kat bhgn nestle roducts....sayangnye, market neh x ramai pengunjung... :(

They're being chased out...at least they said it nicely..... x cam KLCC guards gelabah lelebih....

dahlaa......dah bape hari dah tertangguh nak post bende neh, penat dah~
pk ape next topic.... :D

Days..uhhH....weeks (to be exact) went by without anything interesting enough to jilt me into blogging....sampai miqdad pon dah siap perli2 blog aku bersawang ee....ceh~

yela...yelaa.....aku tules dah ni


walopon bende mengarut


nanti pas exam aku cite kreativiti adik aku, Tun....

hampeh, die dah jadi topik utama aku setiap kali aku kehabisan idea....tp seronok ngumpat adek aku yang sorang neh heheh~

Medicine is The Best Laughter

Joke 1:

An elderly couple was attending church services.

About halfway through, she leans over and says to him:
"I just had a silent passing of gas, what do you think
I should do?"

He leans over to her and replies:
"Put a new battery in your hearing aid..."



Joke 2:

The patient asks, "How much to pull this tooth?"

The dentist answers, "$100"

Surprised, the patient questions, "$100 for just a few
minutes work?"

"Well, I can extract it very slowly if you'd like."



Joke 3:

Lena called the newspaper to place an obituary when Ole
died.

The receptionist asked "What would you like his obituary
to say?", to which Lena answered, "Ole died."

The receptionist then asked, "Lena, you get five full
words for free.  Isn't there anything more you'd like to
say?"

A long pause followed. Finally, Lena answered: "Ole died.
Chevy for sale."


Joke 4:

A lawyer riding in his limousine one day, suddenly
spotted two men eating grass on the side of the roadway.
Never having seen men graze before, he told his chauffeur
to stop the car.  On speaking with the 2 men, the lawyer
learned that they ate the grass because they were too
poor to buy food.

The lawyer then encouraged the two men to accompany him
in his limousine to his home.  The two men were overjoyed
by the lawyer's kind offer, but they told the lawyer that
they were unable to come because they could not leave
their families behind.  The lawyer, without hesitating,
invited both men's families to come with him to his home.

Each family piled into the limousine, and they proceeded
to the home.  Along the way, one of the men turned to the
lawyer, thanking him over and over for taking again their
poor families into his home.

The lawyer turned to the man, saying "Oh, that's no
trouble at all.  The grass at my house is twice as tall
as that old field.



Joke 5:

An American, a German and a Japanese man are golfing 
one day and, at the 3rd hole, they hear a phone ring.
The American excuses himself, puts his left thumb to
his ear, his left pinky finger to his mouth and proceeds
to have a telephone conversation. When he is done, he
looks at the other two and says "Oh, that's the latest
American technology in cell phones. I have a chip in my
thumb and one in my pinky finger and the antenna is in
my hat. Great stuff, eh?"

They continue golfing until the 9th hole when, again,
they hear a phone ring. The German tilts his head to
one side and proceeds to have a conversation with
someone in German. When he finishes, he explains to
the other two that he has the latest in German
technology cell phones. "A chip in my tooth, a chip in
my ear and the antenna inserted in my spine. The
wonders of German know-how!"

At the 13th hole, a phone rings again and upon hearing
it, the Japanese man disappears into some nearby
bushes.  The German and the American look at each other
and then walk over to peek into the bushes. There they
found the Japanese man, squatting with his pants down
around his ankles.

"What on earth are you doing?!" asked the American.
The Japanese fellow looked up and without pause, replied
'Waiting for a fax.'


Joke 6:

A medical student, an Internist, a Psychiatrist, a
Surgeon and a Pathologist go duck hunting.

They barely find their duck blind before the first duck
flies over.  The medical student is the first to raise
his shotgun, but unable to tell if the duck is really a
duck, he does not shoot.

The internist aims his shotgun, but can not tell if the
duck is male or female and he does not shoot.

The psychiatrist has the duck framed in his sight, but
then lowers his shotgun, claiming "I know this is a duck,
but does the duck know he's a duck?"

The surgeon quickly raises his shotgun, aims, and without
pause shoots.  The duck falls to the ground.  The surgeon
turns to the pathologist.  "Go figure out if that's a duck or not.'



Joke 7:

Two older, never-married sisters run a small local
pharmacy.  One day, a young man approaches one of the
sisters at the pharmacy counter, inquiring what she can
give him for his priapism.

She excused herself to consult with her sister who was
working in the stockroom.  After a few minutes, she
returned.  "The best we can do is $10,000 and the store."

Tampin

Bile dapat tau je kene gi Tampin on the very first Monday, Mim-Alip-Lam-Sin Disorder aku menjengah kembali, dengan rasa malas nak packing yang amat sangat. Dahlaa baru sampai dr kelantan, x yah unpack apape sangat terus kene gi tempat len pulak.....Although not much to pack pun, tapi still.....rutin sejak tamhidi memang hidup nomad. X de pulak KUIM warning apape mase student nak masuk dolu2....'Para pelajar hendaklah bersedia secara mental, fizikal dan rohaniah untuk hidup berpindah-randah bagaikah gipsi yang nomad, iaitu dari Bangi, ke Riviera 3 ke Canselor ke Pandan Mewah ke Sri Pandan ke Temerloh ke Tampin ke Jelebu.....and the list goes on and on and on....'....at least x de laa 'culturally shocking' (aiceh~) sangat......

Sampai je kat Tampin, bahang dah mula terasa. Tengok rumah....alamak~ telanjang habes ah. Langsir x de...kalu ade pun, railings x de gi......geleng kepale.

The floor is fully mere cemented, except kat dapur. Mop dan penyapu nye x de, dan malas nak beli sebab cuma 4 hari..............geleng kepale lagi.

Tengok katil pulak, waahH~ super single beds, besar sampai cadar aku bawak tuh setegang alam....2nd hand beds kononnye ala2 hotel 5 bintang (yelah sangat~) dan sungguh suci murni dengan habuk untuk anda bertayammum in case panas sangat sampai sume ayor meruap, dan x de satu pun bantal yang kelihatan, bila ditanya pada pihak yang berkenaan, kate BELIAU ini polisi baru kolej kediaman, x kan disediakan dah bantal.....?????? Ingat nak kencing kitorang sebegitu senang ke?? Punyelah siap ade TV brand Samsung, fridge brand Toshiba n set sofa 3 serangkai yang sangat gah...bantal x leh nak disediakan??? Aku dah dapat bayang dah malam2 ku disini will be spent with expected leg pain in the mornings.... aku menggeleng kepale. Lagi.

Tinjau bilik air pulak. Bukak je pintu bilik air, bau semerbak keluar. Mangkuk~ hantu mane berak lam neh??? Dahlaa x de tingkap langsung untuk pengudaraan keluar segale bau, pastu ape lagi, sume bende redirected back into the house le.....hampeh~ sape laa arkitek rumah neh....Saluran air cuma shower, sinki dan toilet flush, x de paip untuk basuh kaki or tadah air lam baldi, water pressure plak cam memalu ayam belanda. Penat dah geleng ni weh!

Solutions:
1. Untuk menggantikan bantal, aku gulung sejadah ngan telekung aku untuk dijadikan alas tempat tidur. Tikah beli bantal baru (RM15 tuh,mahal sehH untuk 4-day stay...kemut~ i know hehe) Ade yang syahid di malam pertama berbantalkan lengan atau sekadar rest the head onto the dusty, mite-laden super-single 5-starred beds....lena sampai pagi.

2. Untuk mengatasi kebogelan dan ketogelan rumah, kami amek kertas pembalut kotak (pembalut TV ke peti ais tah) ......gunting dan selotepkan ke tingkap.....sekali pandang, wahhH~ sangat puas hati, x payah bertudung dalam bilik dan tingkat atas lagi dah pasni (tingkat bawah still togel, sebab sliding door sangat besar, malas nak cover) dan dengan kos sangat rendah (kene beli selotep je)....pandang lelame sket...aiseh~ dah ade gaye rumah penagih dadah. adehhH~








3. Aiseh~ kene beli getah paip neh. Dah beli tapi x muat plak nak masuk, dan x de bende nak ikat nak kasik getah tuh lekat kat paip sinki. Last2, toilet atas di-banned and kept closed forever ---> kene gune toilet bawah. Naseb bek ade paip extra yang muat getah nak masuk dan tekanan air yang sungguh perkasa. Tapi, botol sabun mini aku pulak yang suicide masuk lubang jamban. Cheit~~ kene pau sabun oghang (x mo beli.......lagi)....hehe~





4. Kami pakai slipper everywhere.


So, friends, harap ambil pengajaran....heheheh~