LiFe'S A JiGsAw

A day in Ward 1

2010-03-30T14:07:00.002+08:00

HO: .....so this is a case of AEBA secondary to URTI
Specialist: Awok tahu guano dio asthma?
HO: Dio ado scattered rhonci kat lung dio....
Specialist: Severity asthma tuh guano? Awok oyak diagnosis pun x penuh lagi, nok keno ado classification of severity, tidok ke? Awok tahu guano dio punyo asthma tuh teghuk ko dok? berapo butir rhonchi???

Kitorang: *kukikukikukikukikukik*

First Senior Marriage

2010-03-15T23:45:00.004+08:00

Dah selalu kene dah ngan soalan 'akak bile lagi?' or 'junior dah dapat anak sorang due, yang senior kawen pon blom gi...bile nye?' or .....tah ape bentuk lg lah soalan yang menjurus kepada topik yang sama.....

jawapan ape yg blh memuaskan hati depa supaya boleh stop tanye? 'x tahu ke, saya dah kawen sebenarnye' or 'owh, .....err...saya....uhhH...mandul??' <----na'uzubillahiminzalik!

nasib baik dah ade yang mengorak langkah pertama di kalangan kami yang agak veteran nih....doanya dimakbulkan Allah lebih awal, jalannya dipermudahkan dari awal hingga akhir, insyaAllah....

enjoy the pics below [tho not much, sbb malas nak upload]

SEMOGA KAMU BERBAHAGIA DALAM KASIH ALIM DIBAWAH NAUNGAN RAHMAT DARI-NYA

P/S: Doakan kami jugak~!

bride story 1

2009-12-27T19:16:00.003+08:00

yesterday was a bridal boutique hunting day.....we (parents, my youngest sister and me) went boutiques by boutiques but nothing definite was found yet....there were a few with nice clothes and nice dais, but the package was just plain crazy...i mean, pricey. one offerred almost RM1500 for 2 sets of clothes with accessories, 1 make up, 1 dais and that's it.....another one offerred the same for RM1200.....both cant be offerred without the make-ups or replace the make-ups with something else.....the price will still be the same, with or without the make-ups.....i mean, there should be flexible package whereby customers can choose what's in and what's not in the package, coz surely there'll be people who got a make-up artist in the family so no need to find a nother one...or a photographer already willing to charge nothing for they are best friends etc......cheish~

clothes --> they're just too common. the few that caught my eye, wasn't those of gold or apple green (my theme colour), but either a white with gold beads, a darker green, or a totally different colour.....dilemma summore~ maybe i am hoping or something worth a princess but are not willing to pay extra? hahahaha~ cheapskate!

we'd continue this hunting some other day....hope that i'll get one definite choice by then.....[susah jadi orang cerewet nih, tp ape salahnye kan...that's for a one-in-a-lifetime event pun, not wrong for me to be picky)

*sighH*

Dont judge a woman by her dark skin

2009-10-29T10:56:00.004+08:00

On the last 20th October, 2009....

'Wan Akmal!' buat kesekian kalinya nama aku suke ati depa je sebut.....aku bingkas bangun, waved my hand to amru, got a goodluck wish from him and then walked out.....

"patient awak name Nur Farisha.'....ok.....i asked help from the nursing bay to point me which one was the patient....but she refused to be interviewed upon several attempts of asking her permission....whatmore kalu aku tanye tuh die tengah syok makan pagi *sighH*

'The patient refused to be interviewed, even if i asked her to do the interview after mealtime...'

I was assigned to another patient. 'Patient awak name kalsom bee...'

'okeh!' when she was called upon, a middle-aged Indian woman approached me.....
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Long story short, i asked her name again, to clarify.

Aku: Aunty, Aunty name sape?
Aunty: Kalsom
Aku: Kalsom Bee ye?
Aunty: Ye...
Aku: Boleh eja ka aunty?
Aunty: K...a....l.....
Aku: ...s...o...m...?
Aunty: ye...ye....
Aku: Lagi? Name penuh aunty...?
Aunty: B....*isk* [pandang muke aku]
Aku: B....e....e yeh?
Aunty: ya..yaa......
Aku: Lagi?
Aunty: ..uhhH....T....
Aku: [lamenye aunty nih eja name die aje, i got impatient] Aunty, ini saye tules, ada betul ka?

T.H.I.K.A.D.E.Y

Aunty: [ngan mulut penuh sambil becakap nasiknye tsembur2] ...err....ya..yaa...butul2~
Aku: Ok, Kalsom Bee Thikadey

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Also, i gotta do the interview with her mouth full of nasik. There were pauses...long ones. And one too many repetitions of similar questions for clarification purposes. At times, she just shut me down, detached from reality, and suddenly turned to me......'hah, ape die??'

(!@&^&^!*@&^$&#^^*!&@ makcik!!! hati aku meraung)

Nak dapatkan history die dah kawen ke belum pon, aku ade masalah...mls aku nak cite kat cni, berbelit!

anyway, after examination i told the story to tikah, which happened to have had a conversation and read her files before the exam.....

what makes my stomach [and other friends stomachs' too] wanna blow out of one helluva laugh until today was.....

that her name was KALSOM BINTI KADIR

*period*

Our late Bibik Kiah

2009-10-14T20:56:00.004+08:00

During the past raya holidays, my maid asked me if her nocturia was any alarming symptoms of any disease, I asked her back, how bad was it? She claimed that from once a night, it became two. I probed for more diabetic symptoms, she denied them all. In fact, she's been on 'strict diet' (or so she claimed) since she's afraid of having the DM like her other family members. I also asked for her last sugar level reading, it was during the medical check up somewhere in April or May, doctor told her everything's ok.

I said, then, no worries lah.

Probably it's nothing.

She started having quite severe fever for several days, my ummi took her to GP twice, but nothing on DM. She didn't resolve....

Today (14th october, 2009), my ummi asked her again about her fever, she said it's getting better. At about 11 am, my brother noticed her to be lying down on her bed, eyes closed. 'Maybe she's asleep out of tiredness,' he thought. But then, her breathing was not like usual. 'Probably nothing....' but he called up my mother and told everything, but since she can only come back home at 230 pm and probably she is sleeping...nothing alarming, we thought.

Ummi came home 3 hours later only to find out that she's already unconscious. She was rushed to HUSM (5-minute drive)...Sugar level was 28.6 mmol/L (DAMN HIGH!!!) ....induced some more coma for her to have enough rest, put under artificial ventilator, continuous vitals monitoring, RT tube n all the gadgets....and admitted to usual ward.

But she survived only until 11 pm just now.......

A known case of DM for few years, with strong family history of DM as well. She's not on any medications, and what makes us even sadder, she hid the illness until the day she die......

somehow I blame myself.....for not being a lil bit more 'aggressive and overly sensitive'......

Alfatihah buat Bibik Kiah, the most wonderful maid we've ever had.........

another just-a-crap from me

2009-10-11T18:00:00.006+08:00

Mulut-mulut yang berbau hamis dengan kata-kata ikhlas konon dari hati yang suci ingin menjadi khalifah, terus-terusan perasan akan berbau kasturi-lah ia di masa kelak.

Hati-hati bertompok hitam berkudis hijau, rakus meratah yang lain demi kepentingan sendiri...apakah ia tidak lagi bak kain putih? oh, itu sesaat cuma.

Tangan-tangan yang diuli molek untuk menggenggam sang cilik, giat polusi safinya kaum satu lagi dengan si tanduk membisik goda.

Akhirat kian menjelang tiba. semakin dekat menghampiri. Malanglah engkau jika masih terkulat-kulat jahil akan penghabisan yang hakiki, meninggal jauh yang fana kebelakang tanpa mampu digapai kembali

[ya, aku tengah separa mengarut lantaran mengantuk + letih + exam-mode depression]

BaLLs, everyone?

2009-10-02T05:54:00.002+08:00

Disclaimer :This post is strictly for commercial purposes only. It's not a dirty post.

WE ARE NOT SELLING 'BLUE' BALLS HERE, GENTLEMEN.

[kene letak disclaimer awal2 atas sebab-sebab kesopanan dan kesusilaan]

for illustration purpose only....these aren't the balls we're selling

This Saturday [tomorrow, 3rd October, 2009] is our entrepreneurship day. It's a day students are forced to set up a business....sell something or u'll fail the subject [kejam]

What we have in mind is rarely found in KL.........FOODS lah, of course.

BEBOLA BAKAR

suma edible bola-bola ada [ ok2, not all lah....]......ikan, ayam, udang, sotong......

we want to empower our customers by letting them have freedom of choices = blh pilih nak yang mane, bape banyak....x pakai 1 lidi cucuk 3 bijik bola ayam yang same dah~

dahlaa bakar segar2, murah je, limited edition neh, sehari tu je kitorang jual......mehlaa.....

kat tingkat 10, fakulti perubatan dan sains kesihatan USIM

help us not to fail the subject AND lose our money on this....please!

[dari orang yang kene suruh buat promosi oleh ketua group]

bilamana.....

2009-09-26T17:37:00.006+08:00

Bilamana the star of the day terpaksa control cun, control ayu habis-habisan.....

Ahli rombongan perempuan yang terlibat:mek, tokwea, tokma, makcik,ummi.....n Tun.

bilamana pahar2 sume dah tersusun untuk kenang2an......

bilamana cincin disarungkan tokma.......*dup*dap*....adehH~ x larat dah nak gabra....

bilamana si pemakai bergaya ngan cincin baru.....cantik sangat~

bilamana perut sume dah berkeroncong, perlu diisi secepat mungkin.....

26 SEPTEMBER 2009 DALAM KENANGAN

disarangi semut

2009-09-15T00:51:00.002+08:00

Tun : Kema, yang sekuk cak-ke-lak tu nok wi ko sapo?
Kema : Untuk make lah, oghe make, kito make, maso ghayo....
Tun : Hok warno...uuhh....warno sangat - sangat tuh?
Kema : Warno sangat-sangat?
Tun : Tuh (pointing towards biskut sarang semut with colourful chips on it)

waahakahakhakahakahkakakakaka~

5 and a half girls boycotting Israel.....

2009-08-18T17:42:00.013+08:00

Last-last-last Saturday, there's a programme organized by COMPLETE Malaysia as part of our continuous support for fellow Palestinians who have been suppressed by damn Israelis proclaiming that those Palestinian lands are theirs in the first place, giving them 'right' to just take over and dump everybody else out. Out where? Anywhere but 'their homeland'........it sucks real bad, man. Indescribably.

What can I do?
Provide them houses?
Build them one?
Kissing politician's smelly asses to donate some money and let them get cheap publicity out of it?
Big talks and no actions?

Boycott~~!!

And of course, try to remind the public to join us as well.
Though not all of us (inclusive of me as well) are able to do total boycott (Iraelis' products a total no-no), these minor efforts are to be credited upon and well, it's better than nothing.

Such programme was a chance to fish for alpha ma....uhhH, i mean......photos...and ideas for blog posts, too.

ramai dah marah aku sebab post mende neh lewat......buat ah blog snirik~ hehe

ye ye...hamek ko gambor2 neh.

aku tade kekasih besar2.....yang kiut dan comel je kriteria kekasih idaman aku~
owh, ya~! aku tgh cakap psl kamera.....besar = dslr, kiut dan comel = my ixus dearie

P/S: these pics are not in chronological order, malas nak susun sume..... :D

The crowd....half of it.

Ready to walk-about the shirts everybody had on

sume attentive...aku tgh men2 kamera

ade plak yang suke nyebuk senget2kan badan

hohoho! sengaja gelapkan background.....kasik aku shiny lebey skek~

buhsan tahap cipan, lapar cam badak ayor....sementara tgh tunggu majlis stat

Free short-sleeved shirts for participants....kalu long sleeves kene byr RM10.....kemut~

Dr. Kamarul was talking about the targeted companies: Nestle, McD, L'Oreal, Coke

Mohammed, the honourable guest invited. He lost his limbs 'thanx' to bombs from the Israelis....on his way to his farm on a bike with his father.

The 5 girls I mentioned earlier.

This is the half girl showing off

Me behind the camera....(xmo komen psl yg dlm gambar)

poster-signing activity

Apos tules mende neh~ which apparently they're not 'busuk' at all....bau mereka suatu cobaan perut yang sungguh hebat...mampu mengkeroncongkan perut mereka dan kaum2 mereka

the other 3 are dental students, one of em is Aisyah, adek rie.....others, apology from me. i'm bad in remembering names.....eheh~

The walk-about started...

cheerful convoy

....still cheerful....

...yes, still are.....

aku n saarah wat keje x berpekdah kat ad boards @ putra lrt masjid jamek

first stop: McD Ampang park

Inside the McD...pastuh kene halau care baik oleh staff n jelingan maut oleh customers...

pastuh kumpul kat luar plak.....eheheh~

Saarah posing ala model...uhh....model perang kaa?

inside the putra lrt....

@ KLCC....sume yg tgh makan pandang....eheh~

saje je menggedik kat bhgn nestle roducts....sayangnye, market neh x ramai pengunjung... :(

They're being chased out...at least they said it nicely..... x cam KLCC guards gelabah lelebih....

dahlaa......dah bape hari dah tertangguh nak post bende neh, penat dah~
pk ape next topic.... :D

2009-08-09T23:59:00.000+08:00

Days..uhhH....weeks (to be exact) went by without anything interesting enough to jilt me into blogging....sampai miqdad pon dah siap perli2 blog aku bersawang ee....ceh~

yela...yelaa.....aku tules dah ni

walopon bende mengarut

nanti pas exam aku cite kreativiti adik aku, Tun....

hampeh, die dah jadi topik utama aku setiap kali aku kehabisan idea....tp seronok ngumpat adek aku yang sorang neh heheh~

Medicine is The Best Laughter

2009-07-21T23:19:00.004+08:00

Joke 1:

An elderly couple was attending church services.

About halfway through, she leans over and says to him:
"I just had a silent passing of gas, what do you think
I should do?"

He leans over to her and replies:
"Put a new battery in your hearing aid..."



Joke 2:

The patient asks, "How much to pull this tooth?"

The dentist answers, "$100"

Surprised, the patient questions, "$100 for just a few
minutes work?"

"Well, I can extract it very slowly if you'd like."



Joke 3:

Lena called the newspaper to place an obituary when Ole
died.

The receptionist asked "What would you like his obituary
to say?", to which Lena answered, "Ole died."

The receptionist then asked, "Lena, you get five full
words for free.  Isn't there anything more you'd like to
say?"

A long pause followed. Finally, Lena answered: "Ole died.
Chevy for sale."


Joke 4:

A lawyer riding in his limousine one day, suddenly
spotted two men eating grass on the side of the roadway.
Never having seen men graze before, he told his chauffeur
to stop the car.  On speaking with the 2 men, the lawyer
learned that they ate the grass because they were too
poor to buy food.

The lawyer then encouraged the two men to accompany him
in his limousine to his home.  The two men were overjoyed
by the lawyer's kind offer, but they told the lawyer that
they were unable to come because they could not leave
their families behind.  The lawyer, without hesitating,
invited both men's families to come with him to his home.

Each family piled into the limousine, and they proceeded
to the home.  Along the way, one of the men turned to the
lawyer, thanking him over and over for taking again their
poor families into his home.

The lawyer turned to the man, saying "Oh, that's no
trouble at all.  The grass at my house is twice as tall
as that old field.



Joke 5:

An American, a German and a Japanese man are golfing 
one day and, at the 3rd hole, they hear a phone ring.
The American excuses himself, puts his left thumb to
his ear, his left pinky finger to his mouth and proceeds
to have a telephone conversation. When he is done, he
looks at the other two and says "Oh, that's the latest
American technology in cell phones. I have a chip in my
thumb and one in my pinky finger and the antenna is in
my hat. Great stuff, eh?"

They continue golfing until the 9th hole when, again,
they hear a phone ring. The German tilts his head to
one side and proceeds to have a conversation with
someone in German. When he finishes, he explains to
the other two that he has the latest in German
technology cell phones. "A chip in my tooth, a chip in
my ear and the antenna inserted in my spine. The
wonders of German know-how!"

At the 13th hole, a phone rings again and upon hearing
it, the Japanese man disappears into some nearby
bushes.  The German and the American look at each other
and then walk over to peek into the bushes. There they
found the Japanese man, squatting with his pants down
around his ankles.

"What on earth are you doing?!" asked the American.
The Japanese fellow looked up and without pause, replied
'Waiting for a fax.'


Joke 6:

A medical student, an Internist, a Psychiatrist, a
Surgeon and a Pathologist go duck hunting.

They barely find their duck blind before the first duck
flies over.  The medical student is the first to raise
his shotgun, but unable to tell if the duck is really a
duck, he does not shoot.

The internist aims his shotgun, but can not tell if the
duck is male or female and he does not shoot.

The psychiatrist has the duck framed in his sight, but
then lowers his shotgun, claiming "I know this is a duck,
but does the duck know he's a duck?"

The surgeon quickly raises his shotgun, aims, and without
pause shoots.  The duck falls to the ground.  The surgeon
turns to the pathologist.  "Go figure out if that's a duck or not.'



Joke 7:

Two older, never-married sisters run a small local
pharmacy.  One day, a young man approaches one of the
sisters at the pharmacy counter, inquiring what she can
give him for his priapism.

She excused herself to consult with her sister who was
working in the stockroom.  After a few minutes, she
returned.  "The best we can do is $10,000 and the store."

Tampin

2009-07-21T20:34:00.005+08:00

Bile dapat tau je kene gi Tampin on the very first Monday, Mim-Alip-Lam-Sin Disorder aku menjengah kembali, dengan rasa malas nak packing yang amat sangat. Dahlaa baru sampai dr kelantan, x yah unpack apape sangat terus kene gi tempat len pulak.....Although not much to pack pun, tapi still.....rutin sejak tamhidi memang hidup nomad. X de pulak KUIM warning apape mase student nak masuk dolu2....'Para pelajar hendaklah bersedia secara mental, fizikal dan rohaniah untuk hidup berpindah-randah bagaikah gipsi yang nomad, iaitu dari Bangi, ke Riviera 3 ke Canselor ke Pandan Mewah ke Sri Pandan ke Temerloh ke Tampin ke Jelebu.....and the list goes on and on and on....'....at least x de laa 'culturally shocking' (aiceh~) sangat......

Sampai je kat Tampin, bahang dah mula terasa. Tengok rumah....alamak~ telanjang habes ah. Langsir x de...kalu ade pun, railings x de gi......geleng kepale.

The floor is fully mere cemented, except kat dapur. Mop dan penyapu nye x de, dan malas nak beli sebab cuma 4 hari..............geleng kepale lagi.

Tengok katil pulak, waahH~ super single beds, besar sampai cadar aku bawak tuh setegang alam....2nd hand beds kononnye ala2 hotel 5 bintang (yelah sangat~) dan sungguh suci murni dengan habuk untuk anda bertayammum in case panas sangat sampai sume ayor meruap, dan x de satu pun bantal yang kelihatan, bila ditanya pada pihak yang berkenaan, kate BELIAU ini polisi baru kolej kediaman, x kan disediakan dah bantal.....?????? Ingat nak kencing kitorang sebegitu senang ke?? Punyelah siap ade TV brand Samsung, fridge brand Toshiba n set sofa 3 serangkai yang sangat gah...bantal x leh nak disediakan??? Aku dah dapat bayang dah malam2 ku disini will be spent with expected leg pain in the mornings.... aku menggeleng kepale. Lagi.

Tinjau bilik air pulak. Bukak je pintu bilik air, bau semerbak keluar. Mangkuk~ hantu mane berak lam neh??? Dahlaa x de tingkap langsung untuk pengudaraan keluar segale bau, pastu ape lagi, sume bende redirected back into the house le.....hampeh~ sape laa arkitek rumah neh....Saluran air cuma shower, sinki dan toilet flush, x de paip untuk basuh kaki or tadah air lam baldi, water pressure plak cam memalu ayam belanda. Penat dah geleng ni weh!

Solutions:
1. Untuk menggantikan bantal, aku gulung sejadah ngan telekung aku untuk dijadikan alas tempat tidur. Tikah beli bantal baru (RM15 tuh,mahal sehH untuk 4-day stay...kemut~ i know hehe) Ade yang syahid di malam pertama berbantalkan lengan atau sekadar rest the head onto the dusty, mite-laden super-single 5-starred beds....lena sampai pagi.

2. Untuk mengatasi kebogelan dan ketogelan rumah, kami amek kertas pembalut kotak (pembalut TV ke peti ais tah) ......gunting dan selotepkan ke tingkap.....sekali pandang, wahhH~ sangat puas hati, x payah bertudung dalam bilik dan tingkat atas lagi dah pasni (tingkat bawah still togel, sebab sliding door sangat besar, malas nak cover) dan dengan kos sangat rendah (kene beli selotep je)....pandang lelame sket...aiseh~ dah ade gaye rumah penagih dadah. adehhH~

3. Aiseh~ kene beli getah paip neh. Dah beli tapi x muat plak nak masuk, dan x de bende nak ikat nak kasik getah tuh lekat kat paip sinki. Last2, toilet atas di-banned and kept closed forever ---> kene gune toilet bawah. Naseb bek ade paip extra yang muat getah nak masuk dan tekanan air yang sungguh perkasa. Tapi, botol sabun mini aku pulak yang suicide masuk lubang jamban. Cheit~~ kene pau sabun oghang (x mo beli.......lagi)....hehe~

4. Kami pakai slipper everywhere.

So, friends, harap ambil pengajaran....heheheh~

Bargain-ship

2009-07-17T15:20:00.002+08:00

Hari ni aku gi shopping blouse (lagi) kat pasar tani Wakaf Che Yeh. Heaven of clothes~ heheh...Anyway, clothes are sold from RM20 to RM45+....depending on your skills of persuasion, charming talks (+the looks when it comes to opposite gender) in the bargain processes. Mine, is more of smiles, and a lil bit pushy. Kakak aku kalu mintak tawar, singgit je die offer suruh akak tuh kurangkan.....adeh~ Last2, baju satu lagi aku yang kene bargain.......

Aku: Abang, ni bape sehelai?
Pakcik tu: Yang ni....RM35 sehelai neh.
Aku: RM35?? (bajet muke tekejut) Alaa abang, kurang laa sket....[senyum, jeling2 (yekkK~)]
Pakcik tu:Jap ek.....

Die pi panggil lagi sorang pakcik.....

Aku:Abang, yang ni x leh kurang lagi ke?
Pakcik lagi sorang: Yang ni, blh bagi RM30 laa....
Aku: Alaa...kurang laa sket gi.....bawah RM30 ke....? [senyum plastik bajet manjalara (manja yang lara) gitu]
Pakcik lagi sorang: X boleh laa...dah abes rendah dah tu...harga kilang dah tu....
Aku:Ni saye beli ngan abang, bukan ngan kilang...bagilaa kurang gi....
Pakcik lagi sorang: Hmm....bagi RM29 laa....
Aku: Alaa...kurang la lagi..RM28 ke....?
Pakcik lagi sorang: Kamu mintak singgit, saya pun nak mintak singgit....
Aku: Logiklaa saya mintak singgit, abang pun nak mintak singgit dr saya...saya bagi RM28 neh...xnak..?
Pakcik lagi sorang: Eish....
Aku: Abang bagi RM28 saye amek.....[kening double-jerk]
Pakcik: Eish.....[die pandang Pakcik yang memule tadi...pakcik memule just sengih je sambil menggeleng]

eish lagi pakcik neh....

Aku:Betul ni, RM28 saye amek....singgit pun nak berkire ke bang...?
Pakcik lagi sorang: Yelah2......

Barang bertukar tangan......yeay~

Kakak aku gelak je kat tepi.....

Kalu sesape ade skill tawar-menawar yang len, sila ajarkan kepadaku.....time kaceh~

Lidah

2009-07-15T21:03:00.002+08:00

Kakak: Tun, Tun boleh x gulung lidah camnie? (gulung lidah dan dijelirkan...)
Tun: Buleh. (gulung lidah, dan dijelirkan juga...)
Kakak: WaaahhH~
Tun: Ummi x leh gulung lidah kan? (muke berlagak)
Kakak: Kenape ummi x leh gulung lidah?
Tun: Sebab ummi dah tua, kan?

wakakakkakakkakka~~~!!!

Flu --> Septic Arthritis --> Meningitis

2009-07-14T21:24:00.005+08:00

Sebelum masuk exam, rase cam bawak otak yang kosong, tak pernah disumbat dengan apape ilmu minit terakhir yang barangkali berguna untuk kegiatan tembak-menembak aci taram dalam MCQ. Exam dalam makmal sejuk beku lak tuh...hampeh~

Semasa exam, ade doktor2 yang menjaga kitorang tuh mundar-mandir...tah bape kali Dr. P belek2 kertas aku, bisik2 kat belakang saying things like 'i dont want to bother her so much' thingy...dibagi nye hint sket2, tapi kalu hint tuh berguna x pe lah gak....ini mengantoikan soalan UTI aku ade lah.....yang aku gi caye bulat2 tanpa fikiran waras tuh sape suruh, sangat bongok~

Pas written exam, sempat gi layan transformers kat MBO ampang jap, ilang ke mane tah hydronephrosis ngan meningitis tuh...heheh~

Time clinical, ade pulak makcik..eh akak tuh gi cite history anak die tunggang langgang. Aku bagi open-ended question, terus blur x tau nak jawab ape. Last2, aku bagi MCQ-style + close- n open-ended questions as well [ I know it's kinda wrong, but i absolutely had no choice]....lebih kurang cenggini le cite yg berlaku. Aku dah x bape igt dah flow cemane, aku snirik pon gelabah abes, men taram je ape terlintas...

Aku: Akak, anak akak ni masuk sbb ape?
Akak: Kaki kiri anak akak ni bengkak. Dah seminggu, x elok2

Aku pun tanye lah soalan2 yang patut dan tidak patut kat akak tuh berkenaan ngan kaki nye.

Aku: Ade demam skali tak? Sebelum kaki bengkak nih mmg anak akak sihat betol ek? x pernah sakit pon ye?
Akak: Demam x pernah. Die x pernah sakit, bagus die ni.
Aku: Alhamdulillah. Lepas tuh, kak? Dah x jadik nak bedah kaki anak tuh, stay dalam wad jelah? sampai kul bape?
Akak: Katenye nak wat kul 8 pg esok. tapi tunda jugak sebab anak akak ketar2 tangan.
Aku: Ketar tangan? Kenape, sejuk ke?
Akak: Anak akak sawan. [muke rileks]

Rahang aku dah jatuh ke bawah skejap sblm aku tarik balik dan cover muka selamba

Aku: Oooo..sawan. pastu akak wat ape?
Akak: Akak bagitau nurse, die terus panggil doktor cepat2.
Aku: Doktor tuh watpe?
Akak: Doktor tuh bagi oksigen je.
Aku: Oksigen je? Ubat? Mase tu tgh ketar lg ke?
Akak: Die ketar tu skejap je. Kali pertama die ketar pun skejap je.
Aku: Kali pertama? Die pernah sawan ke sebelum ni kak?
Akak: Akak x tau itu sawan. Dah 3 kali dah die cenggitu sblm nak gi bedah tu....akak ingatkan ketar biase sebab sejuk.

Bilik isolation itu sungguh tidak sejuk....

Aku: Bape lame die ketar setiap kali? Kaki ngan tangan due2 belah cemane, keras ke, atau goyang2? Ade nampak mate die cemane? Ade air liur meleleh? Ade die terkencing, terberak sume?
Akak: Akak x tau, x amek kesah pulak. Sebab akak xtau itu sawan kan, so, akak x amek kesah sangat. Yang akak perasan cuma tangan due2 belah goyang2, pastu mulut die berbuih. Mate ngan kaki, akak x perasan. Kencing ngan berak pun akak x perasan, sbb die masih pakai pampers kan. Lepas ketar tuh, die terus lena.
Aku: Yang akak panggil nurse tuh kenape?
Akak: Nurse tuh datang cek darah die yang besa2 tuh je. Mase tuh kali ke-3 die cenggitu, akak tanye nurse tuh, anak akak ni ok ke? Terus die panggil doktor. Mase doktor dtg tu die dah lena balik dah, dah x sejuk dah. Mase tuh doktor cakap anak akak tuh sawan.
Aku: Pastu akak? Ape jadik?
Akak: Itu je lah.....

Aku pun teruskan laa amik history yang lain2.....dah sampai ke drug n allergy history....

Aku: anak akak ni x pernah amik ubat apape kan sebelum ni?
Akak: cuma ubat yang doktor bagi je lah. Ubat antibiotik je. Kalu yang kat dalam NICU tu akak xtau apape.
Aku: NICU? Bile die masuk NICU??
Akak: Lepas ketar tuh doktor suruh masuk NICU...

Aaaaaaa~~tadi akak kate dah x de apape......huuhuu~~

Aku: Ooo....ok2. Pastu kat NICU ape jadi?
Akak: Akak x tau, akak x masuk memula. Dia bagi bilik khas untuk mak2 duduk.
Aku: Doktor x bagi akak tgk anak akak ke? Akak x tau apape pasal anak akak kat dlm NICU tu?
Akak: Tak. Langsung x tau.
Aku: Pastu, yang operation untuk anak kak tu bile die buat?
Akak: Hari ke-2 dalam NICU doktor buat.

kate tadi x tau apape.....

Aku: Ooo...dah bedah mase dalam tu laa. Pastu, anak akak ok laa? Dah x ketar dah ke? Bape hari anak akak kat dalam NICU?
Akak: Ok je, dah x sawan dah lepas tu. Akak x igt laa bape hari duk dalam tu. bape lame duk dalam wad ni pun akak x ingat dah. Hari ni bape haribulan pun akak dah x ingat dah, doktor.
Aku: [mati aku] xpe2 akak. kak jangan risau k. x ingat x pe. [senyum plastik]

tah ape tah aku amek history dr akak tuh....dah sampai family history....

Aku: anak2 akak sume sihat ye? x de apape penyakit ye? mase die sakit pon x de yang sakit?
Akak: sume sihat je. cume anak akak yang ni (tunjuk ke arah patient) sebelum bengkak kaki ni die seme-seme sket.
Aku: seme-seme?

[aku paused skejap, pk menatang apekah seme-seme ini]

Aku: Owh, selsema???

Akak kate tadi die x pernah sakit sebelum ni...uwwwaaa~~
dan aku terpaksa go back to HOPI blk n write arrows here n there.....

She denied to the very end of any febrile episodes. When i touched her daughter's hand for examination, she was freakin' hot!

Aku: Akak, akak pasti ye anak akak x pernah demam?
Akak: Memang die x pernah demam.
Aku: Kalu skarang ni, akak x rase die demam la? [aku suruh die pegang tangan anak die]
Akak: Ini panas biase je ni. Bukan demam ni.

AKAK!!! ANAK AKAK DEMAM LAAA~~~!!!! Mahu saja kujerit sekuat hati....sekuat dalam hati je laa.....

Pastu, ade student nurse buat observation, aku curik2 tengok BP, SpO2, n temperature......terkejut beruk aku tengok temperature chart anak die. baseline temperature was 36.5, n there were multiple up-shootings and spikes throughout her ward stay.......TAK PERNAH DEMAM AKAK KATE?????

haih~ tengah wat examination yang pakai aci-taram n asal-sempat methods, aku dipanggil.

[mati aku]

Aku cite kesukaran aku kat Dr. Z, my examiner, n she kindheartedly gimme injury time to rearrange my history n presented to her without having to bother about physical examination, coz she already knew that there would be no positive findings in that patient. Discussions summore...bla bla bla~

Short case ngan Dr. N, dapat case hinese boy presented with pallor, frontal bossing, hepatosplenomegaly---> most probable disgnosis would be thalassemia. X de lah ketaq lutut sangat, sbb patient tuh ade crush ngan aku ahax~

Lepas exam, rase cam nak ketuk kepale pun ade...sebab rase cam dah x de tujuan dalam hidup. not that i mean the exam is my purpose of life,NO! mokcik bukan cam iqbal haziq~ hehe

Sampai kat rumah, lagi lah terbiar dan terus-terusan melangut. Bosan sekejap, tidur. Lapar ke tak lapar ke, tetap akan mengunyah. Pantang ade yang nak keluar ke mane-mane, aku pasti ikut. Kononnye sekadar menghilangkan bosan dan mencuci mate. Sempat jugak laa sambar blouse 2 helai, baju tidur sehelai...so much of 'window shopping'.....hehe~

JoM~

2009-07-04T16:13:00.004+08:00

Bila mana rasa Mim-Alip-Lam-Sin Disorder menjengah,

-rasa mahu terjelepuk dek malaise, lethargy and input shock,
-sendi dan otot bengkak, lenguh dan lemah, serebrum macam autohibernasi ---> transient -ischemic attack progressing into stroke,
-tangan sudah sianotik dan kecut + digital clubbing,
-mata dari exophthalmos sudah jadi complete ptosis,
-dan terus-terusan ingin tidur --> daytime....uhhH....all-time somnolence.

Membilang hari, bila kan boleh diletak titik noktah penyeksaan rohaniah tanpa belas ini.

aku rindukan tilam kat rumah
aku nak main2 ngan kanak-kanak yang ade pertalian darah ngan aku je.
aku nak selerakkan dapur rumah aku, masak tah hape2, kalu x boleh dimakan pun x pe
aku nak bermalasan depan tv tengok nur kasih

aku tak nak fikir apape lagi dah
jomlaa mogok xmo exam~
:D

ok, dah la tuh mokcik...meh study meh~

Mansuhkan Peperiksaan~~!!

2009-07-03T01:10:00.003+08:00

Exam dah nak setat
Mula lah USIM kene bayar extra bil letrik.....
Sebab aku tersembam atas buku (atas katil) tanpa hiraukan lampu yang masih terang
Juga bil air....
Sebab nescafe bergelas2 ---> diuretics~!

Hati tak tenang, x keruan, resah dan gundah

Gelabah bila pesakit x makan umpan muka manis dan tawaran mainan yang dah terburai

Gerun bila fikir dunia akan gelap gelita bilamana pesakit menangis dan merengek

Rasa ingin pitam, tergolek semua organ dalaman bila disergah oleh doktor..apatah lagi ditepuk di belakang adeh~ boleh dapat situs transversus

Rasa sangat tidak gembira bila hanya gema soalan doktor didengar tanpa balasan...yang tepat.

simpul nya

I hate this feeling

Allah, grant our wish for peaceful heart and clear mind.
Good luck, friends~

ISTIKHARAH : for those who seek HIS guidance

2009-06-22T21:08:00.002+08:00

Istikharah Prayer: Rules & Signs of Response

Istikharah prayer is a two-rak`ah non-obligatory Prayer by which one seeks Allah's guidance when he is confused or can't choose between permissible alternatives. In this case, the Muslim should pray to Allah the Almighty to guide him to whatever He sees fit for him and make his heart satisfied with the decision.

In the Prayer, one asks Allah to facilitate the matter if it is good and turn it away if it is not. Thus, after praying Istikharah, one should decide on a course of action, and trust that if the matter does not work out, it is because it was not good for him. One should not then feel disappointed if things did not go as hoped.

Istikharah is only prescribed for matters deemed permissible by the Shari`ah and not for any issue that plainly opposes Allah's Laws. It is when you have two permissible options and you do not know which is better for you that you should resort to Allah the Almighty to seek His guidance.

Sheikh Ahmad Kutty, a senior lecturer and Islamic scholar at the Islamic Institute of Toronto, Ontario, Canada, states:

“Istikharah means, "seeking the best course of action." In Islam, it is used for approaching Allah through Prayer for guidance in a case when one cannot make up his mind. It should, however, be pointed out, that Istikharah applies strictly to cases that are halal (lawful or permissible), since there cannot be a question of choice concerning matters that are considered haram (unlalwful or impermissible).

When faced with important decisions in life, a believer is persuaded to use all of his Allah-given resources, as well as to consult people who are known for their knowledge, piety and sound opinion. After having done so, he can turn to Allah for guidance.

Humans are limited in knowledge, and Allah alone possesses perfect knowledge. Allah has told us that He alone possesses the keys to all that is good. He has also promised to help us if we turn to Him earnestly and sincerely.

We see around us people doing all sorts of things for confirmation when faced with important decisions in their life. The Pre-Islamic Arabs resorted to the practice of divining with arrows or the stirring of birds. In modern times, even some of the most prominent people consult astrologers, psychics, gurus or so called spiritual masters. Islam teaches that since Allah alone knows the unseen realities, and He alone is aware of what is good for us in an absolute sense, we must seek His help.

The Prophet (peace and blessings be on him) taught us how to do so. He told us that if we are faced with decisions in life and are unable to make up our mind, we must approach Allah through Prayer. This Prayer is called Prayer of Istikharah. It is a Sunnah or a highly recommended act. The specific method of doing it, is as follows:

First, one must offer a Prayer of two rak`ahs with the intention of seeking guidance from Allah. Then he should offer the following supplication:

"Allahumma inni astakhiruka bi`ilmika, wa astaqdiruka bi-qudratika, wa as'aluka min fadlika al-azim, fa'innaka taqdiru wala aqdiru, wa ta`lamu wa la a`lamu, wa anta `allamu-l-ghuyub.

Allahumma, in kunta ta`lamu anna hadhal-amra [here mention your case] khairun li fi dini wa ma`ashi wa `aqibati 'amri (or 'ajili amri wa`ajilihi) faqdurhu li wa yas-sirhu li thumma barik li fihi.

Wa in ta`lamu anna hadhal-amra sharrun li fi deeni wa ma`ashi wa `aqibati 'amri (or `ajili amri wa ajilihi) fasrifhu `anni was-rifni `anhu, waqdur liya al-khaira haithu kana thumma 'ardini bihi.”

(O Allah, I seek Your help in finding out the best course of action (in this matter) by invoking Your knowledge; I ask You to empower me, and I beseech Your favor. You alone have the absolute power, while I have no power. You alone know it all, while I do not. You are the One Who knows the hidden mysteries. O Allah, if You know this thing (I am embarking on) [here mention your case] is good for me in my religion, worldly life, and my ultimate destiny, then facilitate it for me, and then bless me in my action. If, on the other hand, You know this thing is detrimental for me in my religion, worldly life, and ultimate destiny, turn it away from me, and turn me away from it, and decree what is good for me, wherever it may be, and make me content with it.)

After having done so, he should follow the decision that he is strongly inclined to. If he feels no such inclination, then he should choose one of the options; he can rest assured that Allah will guide his steps. It has been reported that the Prophet, peace be upon him, said, "One who asks Allah for guidance in choosing the best course of action will never be a loser."

It is not at all necessary for a person to have visions or dreams following Istikharah. However, if a person does experience a vision or dream, and he feels strongly about it, he should follow it.” (Source: www.islam.ca)

Imam An-Nawawi (may Allah bless his soul) adds:

“After making Istikharah, a person must do what he or she is wholeheartedly inclined to do and feels good about doing and should not insist on doing what he had desired to do before making the Istikharah. And if his or her feelings change, he or she should leave what he or she had intended to do, for otherwise he or she is not leaving the choice to Allah, and would not be honest in seeking help from Allah's power and knowledge. Sincerity in seeking Allah's choice means that one should completely abandon what one desired oneself.”

Also, Dr. Muzammil Siddiqi, former head of the Islamic Society of North America (ISNA) and member of the Fiqh Council of North America, states:

“Doing Istikharah does not mean that one should not use one's reason or experience. Allah the Exalted has commanded us in the Qur'an that we should use our intellect and seek knowledge. If we do not know something, we should ask those who know. But human reason has limitations. We do not know everything; only Allah does know all things. When we are faced with a dilemma then we should turn to Allah to seek His guidance.

After offering Istikharah, you may do whatever is best in your understanding or whatever convinces you. You may repeat the du`a' of Istikharah several times if you are still hesitant. It is not necessary to dream about anything and you do not have to wait for an answer in your dreams. It is reported in a Hadith that the Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) said: "O Anas, when you intend to do some important things, then seek the good (seek Istikharah) from your Lord seven times and then do that to which your heart (or mind) is inclined, because the good is in it."

Most of the hadiths on this subject do not talk about any dream. However, the famous Hanafi jurist Ibn `Abdeen has suggested in his Hashiyah that one should make the Istikharah Prayer before sleeping, and should sleep after having performed Wudu'. The face should be towards Makkah. If one sees something white or green in one's dream, then the answer is yes, but if one sees something dark or red then the answer is no.

Other jurists of Shafi`i, Maliki, Hanbali and Ja`fari schools say that one should do that which is most convincing. According to Imam Malik, other people can also perform Istikharah on behalf of someone.

There is nothing strange about dreams. If you did not see any dreams, then it does not mean that dreams do not occur. After the Istikharah Prayer, some people may see a dream and some may not. We know that some of our dreams become true. Some time we see something in a dream and it happens exactly the same way later. As there are good dreams and bad dreams, so there are also true and false dreams. The interpretation of dreams is a special knowledge that some people have. In the Qur'an many dreams are mentioned. Prophet Ibrahim (peace be upon him) saw in his dream that he was sacrificing his son. Prophet Yusuf (peace be upon him) had dreams and Allah also gave him the knowledge of interpreting dreams. Prophet Muhammad (peace and blessings be upon him) also sometimes interpreted the dreams of his Companions.”

Allah Almighty knows best.

Source: www.islamonline.net

Hari Ini Dalam Sejarah

2009-06-21T22:41:00.002+08:00

Happy Father's Day.
Allah blesses me everyday of my life being able to call you my ABAH

Though sometimes you may act childish, more than your children....heheheh~

I would still love you

My Mini Zoo

2009-06-19T20:31:00.008+08:00

I celebrated my 23rd year of life by setting up a mini zoo......

One fine day...I captured them doing a mini soap opera on their own...and I thought of helping them out.

Here's how the story line goes....

Wanna add some lines to the pics? Feel free to do so..... =)

23 and Happy

2009-06-18T06:01:00.005+08:00

Happy birthday to you

Thank you awe

Teringat kenangan di sekolah, dan tamhidi, betapa aku semahunya ingin promosi dan memberitahu, bahawa aku lahir pada tarikh ini. Ingin satu dunia melagukan "Selamat Hari Lahir" khas untukku.

Tapi yang aku dapat cuma suara Paklan.....ceh~

Sekarang, aku gembira hanya dengan mengetahui tarikh ini telah tiba. Dan membayangkan semua orang sedang bergembira, segembira hati aku. Melihat dunia seraya senyum kepadaku.

Gila gamaknye budak ni senyum sensorang~

Tapi, bila kaki melangkah masuk ke hospital......*sighH* macam lagu Azie tajuk 'Pelamin Anganku Musnah.' I'm referring to......not the pelaminlaa..isk! To beautiful fantasies going on in my head, shatterred and lost into oblivion. Patut laa Mat Jenin hari2 kene luku ngan mak die. Maybe I need to ask my mom to do that for me......without her ringS.

Really?

2009-06-16T16:17:00.004+08:00

Someone said to me, that my life is surrounded by psychos and weirdos. People surrounding me would, but I wouldn't say that.....at least at first. Coz they're just like...uhhH.... new friends/acquaintances ---> new relationships are made; old friends contacting/ trying to relive the old memories of the old friendships ---> the bonds are sweeter. SMSes exchanged. Calls made. Stories told. Memories recreated.

Later I would think back...and hard. 'Maybe they're just being who they are, and differences among people are inevitable.' Accepting that fact (though it may sound too idealistic), made me feel some sort of relief. No tension, no stress, no fear.

For now.

But how long can an ordinary person stick with the positiveness? .......When suddenly, they were trying to pull me into deeper relationships, redefining and rebranding the bonds into something they presume it's gonna be something I'm gonna like....and decided ' Oh heck...why don't I just blurt it out, once and for all...and see what happens?'

Do they even think about it any deeper? Do they even consider the 'what if-es' coming afterwards? Would they chicken out after knowing that I'm not at all the person they thought I would? Would they be whining and weeping over me choosing someone else then? Are they even sincere and serious?? I absolutely have no clue at all, coz I barely knew them myself!

This is not a mere relationship that comes and goes whenever you feel fit. This is serious business. A life business indeed. Not knowing one person good enough for you to confess something as extraordinaire-y as ****......it scares me. By a lot, actually. How desperate can one be over finding the right person for this, the suitable person for that, and the perfect companion for a lifetime...never fails to amaze me. And more interestingly, I find someone who isn't at all desperate even if he/she is old enough to have great grandchildren and not at all have any reason do they not want to get married...they're very brave indeed. Withstanding all the temptations and luxury the world can ever offer you endlessly, recognizing that there's much more to life than what a companionship/marriage can offer...that demand great courage. And the bravest of us all, are those who can tolerate both, achieve great things and still, have a dozen o' kids and 3 buses of granchildren!

I know I still hold the power. Power to choose what my likes, hatreds, ignorables, favourites are. Things can just barge into life, either give something away, gain something else in return, fade away or stuck to the end. This will somehow be a mere memory, something I wouldn't want to reminisce, that's for sure (am I?). The doubts, hesitations over not knowing something for sure are really good actually, but when they start to bother you more frequently......annoying! They are, really. But they can also be great stories when boredom starts eating up everybody's souls, too. Gossipers...they hunt and crave for these kinda stories (the way I see it, any stories will be a hit if they get their hands on anything).

Let me be free.....at least for another 2 years.

P/S: Having said all the above, please do not make a big fuss/gossips/speculations over this thing. This is my blog, and I intended to make it a peaceful and calm (-ing) one. Do support me. Thank you.

birthday wish-es

2009-06-15T22:42:00.003+08:00

Happy belated birthdays to:

Fizah~
Anyom~
Miqdad~

Happy birthday to

Amru

Happy becoming birthday to....

....me........

langsai hutang aku nak wish kat sume org kat blog neh....
ade sesape that i missed, do let me know. I'll compose a new one.... :D

DoN't TrUsT Me

2009-06-15T00:11:00.003+08:00

Lame dah aku senyap, x tulis apape. maaf? aku x rase itu perlu, coz this blog is entirely mine. hehe

bukan sebab malas
bukan sebab kat temerloh internet x dapat
bukan juga sebab not much happening right now.
and 'course it's not becoz i'm busy....i'm far from busy, sebenarnye~

tapi sebab lembam-top aku nih yang merajuk sakan sebab dengki tengok sang hijau awe yang bergerak pada kadar ...uhh...2GHz?

siput dah went around the world in 80 days berulang kali, ko x abes2 hang...hang....dan hang lagi.

haih~

please, janganla merajuk, sayang~

Blissfully Blessed

2009-05-10T20:31:00.006+08:00

Orang yang belum kahwin, akan disesakkan dengan

' bilakah anda mahu kahwin?'

They already did.

Orang yang sudah kahwin pula, akan diaju

'Bilakah mahu mendapat anak?'

We'll soon see three of you.....n more.

Orang yang sudah dapat zuriat, akan ditanya

'Bilakah mahu tambah lagi?'

Another...uhhH.....half a dozen to add, perhaps?

Orang yang sudah ramai anak, akan diusik

'Bila mahu mendapat menantu?'

Calon menantu, anyone?
hehe

orang yang sudah dapat menantu, akan dicuit dengan

'Bila mahu dapat cucu?'

Dah tua nanti ade orang yang khusyuk potongkan kuku kita.

....dan cicit.....
....dan piut.....
.....dan piat.....
....dan piot.....

....dan akhirnya akan dilempar dengan gumpalan tanah liat kerana banyak sangat bertanya.

Hope everybody are truly blessed and live a blissful life, come whatever.

Penantian suatu penyeksaan

Pehaps, you'll be as lucky =)

Other pics taken:

Once upon a time....dalam keluarga Pak Zamri.....

2009-05-08T04:27:00.001+08:00

The followings are actual scenes happening in the movie of my life, as well as the subject's life. Yes, the subjects are my siblings. I tend to keep it as anonymous as possible as not to humiliate any of them. Enjoy them as much as I do.

BABAK 1:

Sebelum gi skolah, ummi mesti bagi kiss n ucapan salam kat si Tun (bukan nama sebenar). Pernah sekali tu, umi dah bagi, tp dia lak ralit tengok tv, so otak dia x register langsung the already-done morning routines. Punyelah meraung, menangis mengadu kat abah,

'umi x kiss Tun...umi x cekek (kecek = cakap, tp die slalu jumble up sume suku kate) salamualaikum kat Tun, umi dah gi skool...'

uwaaa n uwaaaa some more.....sampailah kat sekolah baru die berhenti. Time ummi ambil dia dari tadika, nampak je ummi terus menangis mengadu bende yang sama. Sampai je kat rumah, dia mengadu kat aku, kat adik perempuan aku........n juga kat bibik. Abah lagi skali. haih~

BABAK 2:

Gigi kapaknye baru je nak tumbuh. Besau lak tuh. Diapit oleh 2 batang gigi taring susu yang tak mau gugur. Gigi susu lain? Ade yang lenyap terus, ade yang patah sebab cube gigit tulang peha ayam, ade yang goyang sebab gi langgar bumper keta, ade yang dah berupa stalaktit dan stalagmit hangit.

Bahananya?
1)Nak bukak plastik makanan pakai gigi tak boleh, sebab geografinya yang tidak sekata.
2)Kalu die mewarna, selalu bukak mulut. Pastu, ade laa air terjun niagara turun....sebab takde 'pagar depan' yang sempurna dalam mulut, air nya turun mencurah2 tanpa ditahan. Time tidur pun sama.
3)Selalu kene gelak. Kalu orang suruh tunjuk gigi, die tunjuk gigi susu barisan bawah sbb yang tu cam elok sket. The rest, kene pakai jek kot kalu nak tengok. But, there's not much to see, really.
4)Orang lain mesti tanye, 'mane gigi?' Kalu aku yang dah waras dan baligh, mesti aku rase annoyed ngan soalan begitu. hahahaha~

BABAK 3:

Satu (salah satu) pantang Tun ialah ummi n abah aku sikit pun x leh bersentuhan, hata kain yang sedang dipakai. Kalau ummi n abah duk sebelah menyebelah, ade lah karang die berlari2 tetibe menyelit antara mereka. Kalau bersentuh jugak, die bagi warning dulu.

'ummi/abah, sentuh tu(sambil menunjuk ke arah yang bersentuhan)...tak boleh, Tun je boleh sentuh....'

Kalau x berganjak jugak, menangis lah...ape lagi. N she knows, her cry can make anything happen. When somebody ask why, dia tersipu2 n kate,

'Tak leh, laki n puan kalu rapat nanti die akan kiss kat mulut pastu die kawen...'

HOHHH??? [ni mesti tengok cite omputeh banyak sangat nih.......]

Kalau adik beradik lain sentuh ummi, walaupun perempuan, pun x boleh. Katenye itu ummi die je, bukan umi orang lain. Ya rabbi.....

BABAK 4:

Peristiwa toilet. This one is really hard to forget. Really. When we're little, it's not awkward for brothers and sisters of about the same age group taking baths together. And this is the scene afterwards:

Siti: Ummi, ummi.....kenape Siti (bukan nama sebenar) punya tak sama ngan Johan?
Ummi: Ape yang x same nye?
Siti: Kenape Siti punya (sambil menunjuk ke arah *toot*) tak panjang macam Johan (bukan nama sebenar)?

Umi aku pandang aku kat tepi....aku dah terguling-guling dah~~

BABAK 5:

Tun ketika umurnya 6 tahun.

Tun: Ummi,Ummi...ummi tua dah kan?
Ummi: Ya, ummi dah tua.
Tun: Kema...Kema! Kema pun dah tua kan?
Akmal (nama sebenar): Eh, muda lagi lah! Mane pulak tua nye...? [it was like a slap in my face,really....]
Tun: Kema dah tua dah laa. Tun yang muda lagi.
Akmal: Tun tau macam mane orang muda ke tua ke...?
Tun: Yelaa.....Kema dah ade bintik-bintik kat muka...tua lah tuh!

Adik aku yang sorang lagi dah gelak gile. Aku blah dengan hati yang bengkek. Cilakak~

BABAK 6:

Siti ketika umurnya 7 tahun. Baru mula sekolah katakan....Hari tu baru dapat balik kertas peperiksaan penulisan BM dia. It was about the family, rasenye.....or was it about father thingy... Here's a pinch of what so hilarious about the essay:

'Ayah saya pera burung. Tiap-tiap hari, burung itu berkiut-kiut. Saya main dengan burung itu bila kelik dari sekolah. Saya suka burung itu.'

We never had a bird. Before and ever.

BABAK 7:

Moyang aku, whom we call Mok, tinggal dengan kami sejak kami kecil lagi. Now, she is about 96 years old. Alhamdulillah, panjang umur dia. Biasalah, kalau kat rumah, orang tua hanya akan berkemban sahaja, selesa dan senang. Tun ni sangat observant indeed, but she draws her own definite conclusion from what she sees without consulting the adults. What happened next was she cannot stand disagreement.

Tun: Ummi, abah lelaki, kan?
Ummi: Ya, abah lelaki. Ummi lak?
Tun: Ummi Pempuan. Tun pempuan........(sume yang perempuan die listkan)
Ummi: Yes, bagus Tun ni, pandai anak ummi. Tapi, Mok pulok, pempuan ke lelaki?
Tun: Mok lelaki lah , ummi!
Ummi: Eh, kenapa pulak Mok lelaki?
Tun: Sebab Mok pakai kain je, macam abah......

Everytime somebody tried to correct her, she'll cry her magical cry out loud and forced the wise adults to finally submit to her ridiculous proposal.

BABAK 8:

We were watching 'The Biggest Loser' show on Hallmark. For those who may not know, it is a reality tv show where fat and obese people will compete in losing weights. During the weigh-in sessions at the end of every week, the females will have to stand on the scale wearing tights and sport bras whereby the males are without their shirts, wearing only three-quarter pants. The view are really...uhhH.....laughable (?)......overflowing fat and skin flaps, puffy faces, and gynaecomastia. Tengah-tengah duk gelak tu, ade dialog berlaku.

Tun: Abah, gotu abah kecik je kan?
Abah: (pandang ummi....apelah yang die nak cakap ni) Ape yang kecik nye tu...?
Tun: Tuuu~ [sambil tunjuk ke breast abah]

P/S: gotu = bende tu
Ummi aku dah tunduk duk tahan gelak. Siti dah tergolek-golek dah.....

And then......

Tun: Eh, perut dia macam perut ummi!

___________________________________________

Ade lagi scenes yang lain, tp x sesuai nak cerita kat public...you know what happens when a child grows up in an environment where everybody is adult, and with the very creative and explorative mind they have, the outcomes are hilarious. They're absolutely free to ask just about anything at all, without having to oblige to customs, ethics, gender. etc......Orang takkan kutuk budak-budak kecil yang bertanya tentang anatomi, kan? hehe

HoooOOOreyyYYYYyYy~~

2009-05-07T04:26:00.003+08:00

Maaf, Saarah. It was intentional. hehe
Anyway, happy birthday to you.

Desperado

2009-05-02T19:05:00.002+08:00

Entri kali ini ditujukan buat kaum-kaum yang mendorong spesis lain dapat idea mengarut. Tak pernah akan mahu letih dari menyusahkan, menyesakkan, dan menyengsarakan hati, kaki, tangan, seluruh jiwa dan roh sekalian alam. Tidak cukupkah dengan mencari dosa tebar jala fitnah menangkap yang lemah? Gembirakah dengan merudum jatuhkan orang lain seraya anda bangun tersenyum gah? Banggakah dengan jaya yang dicapai dan anda terima kalungan emas dan ucap tahniah? Anta hebat. Anti mengagumkan. Manusia paling hebat di dunia, bahkan?

Sudah cukup aku kunci mulut. Tanpa kata-kata balas. Tiada bicara hujah. Buat apa? Mereka tetap begitu. Perasan diri akan menang senantiasa. Apa faedahnya dibuat begitu, tidak pula difikir. Singkat. Apa yang dimahu, tidak pula disuarakan lantang dengan lagak berani mati. Hidung tinggi. Mendongak. Macam tadi. Diam tidak semestinya setuju. Itu dulu. Grow up,man! Sia-sia dan buang masa hidup aku sahaja bercakap. Patut nyah sahaja dari hidup aku. Tidak perlu aku buka mulut keluar kata nista kepada kamu lagi. Biar aku tenang. Biar orang lain tenang.

Seruan aku, cubalah hidup jangan menyusahkan orang lain. Aku berusaha ke arah itu my whole life, n i'll surely gonna keep striving. Sayangnya, kamu semua tidak begitu. Hampa. Letih sudah. Dikatakan akal yang satu tidak dapat melihat dunia lebih luas, tidak melihat seluruh alam, tidak pandang jauh ke depan. Hebat yang berkata itu. Sejauh ini dia melihat. Sedalam ini fikiran dia ada. Sebijak ini akalnya melata. Seluas ini hatinya menggapai. Pemimpin konon.

And people would say, ' A year older, a year wiser'.....To some, NO.

TaMaK~

2009-04-29T23:04:00.005+08:00

Keluhan yang terasa amat berat dilepaskan. Namun masih tidak cukup. Masakan? Suatu aksi sendiri yang tidak membawa apa-apa ke mana-mana pun. Kosong. Sia-sia....mungkin? Beban dipundak masih terasa. Betapa hati, kaki, tangan, mata, hidung, seluruh deria ingin gapai alam. Hilang bosan. Lepas gian. Bangkit kemanisan. Cipta kenangan. Simpan baik-baik. Senyum bila diimbas kembali. Mahu itu.

Sakit belakang sudah lama menghalang aku kembali aktif. Sudah dirawat. InsyaAllah, sembuh ia. Kali ini, aku mahu tengok sejauh mana jantung mampu mengepam, otot mahu bekerja, paru-paru mampu bernafas....Ingin kerjakan sepuasnya, cukup-cukup. Mahu keluar tempurung sendiri, mahu mata melata atas suatu yang semula jadi, mahu sedut semua udara tanpa polusi si homosapiens. Mahu tengok kumbang yang macho atas daun rimba -----> george of the jungle? Naa~ not him. The genuinely original, pure-bred beetle descendent. Dan ahli-ahli keluarganya, juga si unggas, yang lain. Rindu bangat~

Syok sendiri bukan idea bernas yang bermain di kepala. Ingin kongsi semuanya. Ketawa bersama. Sengih nampak gigi. Pegang bahu masing-masing. *peace* diangkat berjemaah. [photo mode] Pantang ada kamera di'on'kan, semua berhenti, mahu dirakam juga. Jalan sama-sama.

.....tapi......

Mana kawan-kawan? Susah nya mahu tarik hata seorang pun. Tema program yang tidak universal? Objektifnya satu, hala tujunya sama, niat yang serupa. Definisi 'masa bersama' masih yang itu.

Sungai congkak pun semulajadi pe? Reacheable, low cost, sume familiar etc....ideal enough for spending time together......?

Cikainye~ hehe.

Mahu yang jauh-jauh. Lari dari batu dan konkrit. Jauh-jauh. Lari dari kesibukan yang menyesakkan. Jauh-jauh. Mahu lari dari kesedihan yang memedihkan. Jauh-jauh. Mahu hilangkan kesunyian yang mencengkam. Jauh-jauh. Mahu lesapkan ketegangan yang pernah dan sedang membadai kita. Sejauhnya.

Susahkah? Payahkah? Letihkah? Liat sangatkah...?
Atau aku yang mendamba yang luar alam....?
Atau aku yang tidak faham kamu mahu apa....?
Atau aku yang syok sendiri...?
Atau aku yang tidak punya kawan...?

Masih mahu. Tetap ingin.

Sekali sahaja. Rayu kamu. Sungguh-sungguh.

*sighH~*

Aku tamak.

Si KeNiT

2009-04-25T18:58:00.016+08:00

I sacrificed my morning slee...uhhH...nap to watch the ultimate battle of the day; the knights, armies, soldiers and the whole batalions were all of dwarfs. Ok, that's very rude of me. They're cute little kindergarten kids who amused fellow audiences with their adorable combat styles and war skills demonstrations. It was quite a scene, really......Enough said, now let the pictures do the talking.

perajurit2 dan jeneral2 tudung labuh yang besar

perbarisan kehormat batalion kuning

adik aku yang kenit dan kemetot tenggelam suda~

singing session....tah lagu pe tah depa nyanyi...sume pelat~

perdana menteri yang lmbt bgn utk check barisan

obor-obor dijulang tinggi

cheerleading squad's in the house yo~!
can u see my sister..?

last drill before combat haiyyaakkK~

roll, roll, roll your balls...may one day u save us all~!

knight in the shining armour.....ok,baju besi tade yg muat utk die....yet.

kuda die naik pon sampai patah riuk.....adehH~

kuda ku lari gagah berani~

ade tukang-tukang gelak ditempah khas

askar len gune tayar lame, they settled with rattan hula hoops

skuadron kedua menunggu untuk maju

ade yg melepaskan dendam kesumat on inanimate objects

dan yang terpaksa membangunkan balik yang tumbang itu

maju maju~ go go go go go~

.......alamak, senapang tertinggal~

jeneral2 bermesyuarat tentang persepakatan damai

dan hasilnye :

celebration of peace.......
sorry for its poor quality...hehe

My BeStEsT ExTrATeRrEsTRiaL fRiEnD

2009-04-23T14:50:00.002+08:00

He proposed this to me. Yes, that green-ish man. Well, in celebration of his courtesy reading my blog (but no comments whatsoever....yet), this is another tribute, to my one and only inter-galactic friendship with...uhH....Paklan. hehe

I've written something about him.....that draft stayed on my computer screen for 2 days, without knowing what to write, how to write....and how to end it. But when I opened it this morning, all are gone!

........????!!!!!.....

ni mesti keje sgale mak nenek automatic updates neh.....sula kang~

Rewriting them all back is tiresome.......so nantilah aku karang yang satu lagi. As time goes by, there'll be more of you coming......don't worry. Daku masih belum lupa kamu.

Kawan baik, susah mau cari,bukan? Sekali jumpa, hati tidak mahu lepas, mahu bertaut selamanya. Semua sedar, yang hubungan takkan kekal statik. Kami juga. Time, age, family, friends, environments, maturity, experiences, people around us, issues and problems....Semua mematangkan semua. Hati tidak mahu mengakui, tapi ia tetap berlaku. Takkan siapa boleh pernah lepas. Sungguh, bukan semuanya buruk dan busuk. Semuanya manis dan sadis. Semuanya suka dan duka. Bagai coklat hitam,kan Rie kan?

We all have our own filter system. Mana yang kamu mahu terima, tetapkan ia dalam hati. Mana yang kamu mahu sisih, tanam ia dalam kerak bumi, jangan gali balik. Mana yang buang apa yang kamu kutip, biarkan. Kita semua berbeda,bukan? Terima perbezaan itu. Bukan nya susah pun HUH~

Terima kasih, Tuhan, kerana meminjamkan dia padaku. Terima kasih, kawan..kerana kamu hadir dalam kamus aku. Terima kasih semua, kerana kamu aku tidak keseorangan.

Paklan nih, mmg one of a kind. Kalu borak ngan die, kalu x gelak sekali mmg x sah. Sinis, tapi sweet------>sweet sarcasms..?? I dunno....maybe? Paling best, he's a great listener.....and a great big brother.

Cuma kamu amat kedekut wahai abang....hehe

nanti entri lain aku ngumpat kamu lagi ya........

HoRmOn yAnG HoRroR

2009-04-20T17:42:00.003+08:00

Taksub sekejap melihat pergolakan rumah tangga kaum Adam. Sungguh aku rasa tidak lagi kenal dunia ini cukup-cukup. Bagaimana seseorang bisa memberi kesan dalam hidup seseorang yang lain. Betapa bisa luahan perasaan menyiat lumpuh yang satu lagi.

Am I ignorant? One says Ignorance is bliss.

I do not see that anymore.
I do not feel that anymore.
I do not treasure that anymore.

I hate ignorance.

Ignorance is...God bless u kid *sighH*

I hate people hurting each other.

I hate to see my friends breaking apart.

mokcik, ko tau ke ape yang jadik? main cakap ikut sedap mulut je...bajet tau sume bende piiirraahh~~

yang aku tau, aku sedih.....

Kawan

Orang kate kalau baru pertama kali kenal,kita tend untuk lebih berpura2...muka manis, senyuman manis, kata yang manis, makanan manis dikongsi, pengalaman manis dibualkan dgn penuh kesopanan dan tatasusila...macam yang masyarakat kate 'oh, itulah moral yang baik. Kita mmg perlu bersopan santun senantiasa dengan sesiapa sahaja.' Takut orang judge kita so badly based on their first impression. 'nanti jatuhlah saham aku..huh'

Satu lagi akan berkata pertama kali, kita lebih selesa. Hati budi die kita x kenal. 'lebih senang nak mesra, bermesra, dan dimesrai.' .......fasa memahami katanya.

Ade pula yang kate, pertama kali bertentang mata, kita sudah kenal orang itu seumur hidup kita. Kita mengidami untuk memiliki orang itu seumur hidup kita. Kita berangan-angan, malah tenggelam dalam angau yang tak sudah. Susah untuk bangun balik.

Ada pula menganggap kawan adalah syaitan yang baik.............................what the..???

Jangan lupa kita hanya manusia biasa.
Tak lekang dari kesalahan.
Tak lepas dari kebaculan.
Tak sisih dari ketidaksempurnaan.
Tak jauh dari gelincirnya perasaan.

dah la tu mokcik,ko nak bcakap pon ko xtahu mende...ko cakap kosong je tuh. sesia je....

tapi, aku sedih lih....

dah la tuh weh!!

a tRiBuTe To JaMiL

2009-04-19T00:21:00.002+08:00

Selamat Hari Jadi Buat Kamu

kamu yang sedang tidak senyum itu

TaRaNtiSM

2009-04-17T23:57:00.000+08:00

Everybody seems to begin tasting the bitterness of a really loooooooong holiday without anything exciting, nerve-twinkling, mind-boggling....uhh....anything.

I've come across a few brown spiders walking around the house. Although they're small (i know big spiders are only in movies), but still, they're arachnides.

What do these two have in common?

Tarantella dance.

Voila!

p/s: No pictures this time. That 8-legged creature freaks me really badly. No kidding here.

Ape la mokcik ni, menatang kocik pon takut.

Gelak la kalu nak gelak.

Mereka dan kaum mereka tetap berkaki lapan.

Dan menakutkan.

RiBuT PaSiR HaLuS

2009-04-17T13:11:00.003+08:00

Kenyataan akhbar yang berat sebelah menggoyahkan keyakinan masyarakat yang sememangnya cuma meniti di atas benang kapas. Siapa yang harus dipersalahkan? Semestinyakah ada yang perlu dipersalahkan? Dimana pula silapnya? Adakah penting untuk dikorek semula kisah lampau, mencari titik-titik kesilapan?

Ya, manusia sememangnya tidak akan pernah boleh lari dari melakukan kesilapan.

alamak, seksi le pulok minah neh..adehH

Ya, kesilapan guru terbaik mengajar kita tentang erti bangun balik.

weh, aku kate bangun,bangunlaa....

Ya, saya setuju.

Tetapi, onar yang terpalit tidak boleh dicat balik,melitupi kesan-kesan halus ribut pasir yang pernah melanda.

This is an exaggeration of things...really *sighH*

Mungkin orang akan cakap...
'Kamu doktor, tak payah risau, kerja akan cari kau,bukan sebaliknya...'

Tak perlu risau ke? Tapi, aku kan pelajar USIM gak?

huh

Double standard? kihkihkih. Jom gelak.

Tiada beza nya aku dan engkau, selagi kita bermain dibawah ketiak USIM.... (yek~)

Bukan sekali orang sekeliling aku mengeluh...

'kenapa amek doktor?'
'haa, tuh laa,sape suroh amek doktor...'
'doktor pompuan lambat kawen, abeh laa aku...'
'weh,asyik-asyik lapar..gemok le cenggini...'

aduyai~~

penyelesaiannya mudah sekali.

Jom makan.

ThUrSdAy mOrNinG

2009-04-16T09:47:00.004+08:00

I was lazing around, not knowing what to do or what am I going to do. Will this day will just fly by like the other days too?

'......................'

Holiday = lazing......yeah,that sums it all up.

I watched a movie 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' this morning. A pretty slow and dull storyline. I yawned all the way, but somehow I managed to stay awake. Guess that the adrenaline in my blood are working overtime today.

There are only two things that caught my interest; one is the Yat accent n two, what in the world is Mr. Button's disease?? A man aged into a baby......and people will say that in movies, anything's possible. And yet, people (atheists especially) still refute the God's existence in the real world * sigh *

It's such a pleasurable echo in my ears to hear people of New Orleans uttering out the English their style....well, unlike Kelantanese, they don't change words for one particular thing, they just have a...uhh...some sorta melody when they speak, like for example ' Where y'at?' ----> n thus the name Yat dialect. I dunno.......I just happen to fancy it. Hope that I can speak that way, but my Kelantan is so deeply rooted in my tongue, the words are just plain English, Malay's slang........(or is it,now?)

I do understand what Mr. Dean has to say about people speaking english sounded like Kelantang.....Kelantanese' slang is magnificent, rest assured. English, too. But when they're together, that's when everything went wrong. Dialects are a mere play of the tongue, actually. You can bend it, you can shape it, you can mold it into any melodies you want. Certainly, Kelantanglish is one of them slangs, but not those among pleasant-to-hear kind.

person 1: Yeh, miste. Whak can'g' i do fo u'h'...?

person 2: I wan to buy commik buk. Do u'h' hef Naghuto?

person 1: I e'm' soghi, se'h'. Naghuto is sol aouk todey'h'. I hev Gempok, Dek Ceghedah, Budok Getoh, Kuntong, Anok-anok Sidek, kawe...So meni. Whish wang do you wan....?

person 2: It is okeh lah. I go find other sho'. tengkiyuh.....

person 1: we-kem, we-kem.

Well, hope somebody can decipher the message there. Even speaking the english in that kinda slang is tricky enough, what more if typing 'em......

I found myself hating to hear this kinda sound. I sought for songs, movies, and stood in front of the mirror, and just start pouring out words, sentences, essays, short stories, scripts, novels...trying to sound like them actors and actresses of white colours. I was easily mesmerized by Malays who sounded like their tongues were of Caucasian's. I sang along songs, English songs, and hear myself singing (though the voice is only pleasant to ma ears).....do I sound like them? or I plainly sounded Kelantang still? Am I being too over conscious with myself over some silly slangs....?

Read, people. And practice. HARD.

OMG~! It's already afternoon. Anak gadis ummi x mandi lagi....ayyaakkKK~~

Paksa + Rela

2009-04-15T19:23:00.001+08:00

Bismillahirrahmanirrahim...assalamualaikum wbt

And with the noble Allah's words, i started my first post for my own blog...finally. Not that i merely wanna 'go with the flow' that friends have their own blogs n i'm just reading 'em, drop a comment or two, n click the 'X' button - case closed. I do ( or did) have a blog before this...@friendster, tp susah nye nak keep it alive. So many things have happened and are happening....so much was on my mind n are in it right now....writing them down was thought to be...uhh...exhaustive.

but now i just need one.

dun ask me why so suddenly i had the urge to come bloggin' with ma friends....

maybe because of this:

leave a mark of my existence sumwhere...suke mencapub~~

on second thought....

it's for my friends